“Vagina dentata! It’s what inside’s me. The doctor said so. A hero has to come and conquer them! “
10.) All men are rapists (atleast according to this one, 
). Seriously, When she says no, she means no.
9.) It’s on the inside what counts.
8.) Jess Weixler is hot, hot, hot. Hoo-Hah teeth and all.
7.) Think twice before having sex. PURITY!
6.) Pillowpants is real.
5.) The movie will turn men gay. But wait, Uh oh watch out for back door pants.
4.) Vajayjay is fun to say.
3.) There truly is something sexually messed up about John Hensley (read this)
2.) Seek a Vaginal checkup (or have your lady love do the same) immediately.
1.) Jess Weixler is my new hero and I intend to worship her. (also see #8)
