I must admit that I am glad to see Lindsay Lohan with a girl and I hope she will come out soon. They’re hot together! It would be really cool to see Lindsay come out, settle down with Samantha, get her act together and make a comeback on the big screen. Yeah, I used to like Lindsay during the Mean Girls days. I thought she was special compared to the countless of other impersonal teen stars. Lindsay had pretty redhair (a fetish of mine!), a cool deep voice and actual on-screen charisma. Now, after all of those rehab stints and awful career choices… You can hardly call her an actress, let alone any of those good things the critics were predicting for her back then. Which is really unfortunate. I am still rooting for her, I guess, but no one’s patience is endless.
So… Dear Lindsay Lohan, please stop constantly fucking up and make some smart choices for once. I know it is easier said than done and because of this I’ve written down some friendly suggestions on how to win.
